So how do they know if you are using your real name, and not a pseudonym, like Clark Kent? I mean I thought that Joe used the name JoeKitchen because he likes to cook.
Dude, every body thinks this, and I do, but seriously, it gets old.
Then there are the potential clients who think I just shoot kitchens even though I have plenty of non-kitchen images in my portfolio that I have sent them.
And the people who just have a real issue with my last name being Kitchen, so they spell it Kitchens instead. Somehow pluralizing it makes it easier to handle, but then I never get their email.
And the people who insist my name must be German, even though it is a common English word, and then argue with me over whether or not it is English. Lately I have just been telling people it is Anglo-Saxon, which gets a node and "makes sense" even though it is obvious that went right over their head.
Although the best, and this is a problem on my part, is when I send out email with the "K" in kitchen capitalized and I am called out on it. I need to actually think and force myself to not spell Kitchen with a capital K.
Still better
then Faggonbutts, my gold standard for worst last names.

Just for you TT!