Ascribe my motives to whatever makes you feel better. I have firsthand experience in trying to provide you with very simple, basic, and irrefutable information about science and your adamant refusal to acknowledge it.
Praise be to the Heavenly and Omnipotent Cosmic Toad that we don't rely on your reading between the lines and intuition for medical knowledge; or unlike the phony folktales about Al Gore, we really would all be dead by now.