So Trump is cutting his vacation short and returning to the White House early. He must really hate those renovations Melania did down at Mar-A-Lago. I wondered what Mar-A-Lago means so I looked it up. It is Spanish for Sea-to-Lake. I bet Hilaria Baldwin knew that. She is Spanish, you know. That's why she forgot the English word for cucumber on that cooking show.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/31/trump-melania-will-return-to-white-house-and-skip-mar-a-lago-new-years-bash.htmlRemember I was telling you about the bomber guy who believed in alien lizard people. Well, I looked it up because I am always interested in learning new facts, and there is a whole Wikipedia article on it. What caught my eye was that there was a poll done in 2013 and 4% of registered voters believed in alien lizard people. I had no idea so many people knew about them. I am a little curious why they limited the poll to registered voters though. I wonder if Trump is an alien lizard person. It might explain why he wears that hairdo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theorySpeaking of hairdo, I looked up whether the word hairdo is hyphenated or not. I didn't want to appear to be an idiot or anything by misspelling it. So it turns out it is one word. Naturally, Google, in addition to returning a dictionary site, also returned hairdo.com. Who wouldn't be intrigued by that just one click away, so I checked it out. Did you know they have wigs for kids? I guess it makes sense. Some kids have leukemia and the treatment causes their hair to fall out, so kid wigs seems like a good idea. Their line of kid wigs is brought to you by HairUWear, "internationally recognized as the global leader in alternative hair for over 50 years." Alternative hair? I wonder if KellyAnne Conway has alternative hair. I looked at a few photos of her and it is not beyond the realm of possibility.
https://hairuwear.com/hairdo/kidz/