The Post is owned by the wackadoonsky and generally far-right Falun Gong sect.
So, I guess I am a yahoo or something because I didn't know anything about the Falun Gong sect, and as I have just about deluded myself into believing that I am naturally curious about stuff, I went over to Wikipedia to read up on them, because reading a Wikipedia article doesn't require that much intellectual ability, and is usually mercifully short. Turns out I was wrong. I think I may have mentioned before that I frequently am. It turns out that the article wasn't mercifully short. If you printed it out, it would be sort of like a CVS receipt. But I read it anyway, more or less, and I thought I would share a couple of paragraphs that caught my fancy.
"Both Shen Yun and Epoch Times are funded and operated by members of Falun Gong, a controversial spiritual group that was banned by China's government in 1999. [...] Falun Gong melds traditional Taoist principles with occasionally bizarre pronouncements from its Chinese-born founder and leader, Li Hongzhi. Among other pronouncements, Li has claimed that aliens started invading human minds in the beginning of the 20th century, leading to mass corruption and the invention of computers. He has also denounced feminism and homosexuality and claimed he can walk through walls and levitate. But the central tenet of the group’s wide-ranging belief system is its fierce opposition to communism...."
"Despite its conservative agenda, Epoch Times took pains until recently to avoid wading into partisan U.S. politics. That all changed in June 2015 after Donald Trump descended on a golden escalator to announce his presidential candidacy, proclaiming that he "beat China all the time." In Trump, Falun Gong saw more than just an ally—it saw a savior. As a former Epoch Times editor told NBC News, the group's leaders "believe that Trump was sent by heaven to destroy the communist party."
If you like the part about walking through walls, there was this really interesting episode of Superman broadcast on TV in the 1950's called "The Mysterious Cube". I would link to it but you would have to pay $1.99 to watch it. Basically Superman vibrates the molecules in his body so everything lines up and he can sort of melt his way through a concrete wall to catch the crook hiding inside. Most of the time he just goes crashing through like this:
https://youtu.be/1Z8KLHQy8aYThere was also a little bit in the article about the Chinese government killing Falun Gong members to harvest their organs, but I won't waste valuable bandwidth posting a quote. If you would like to read about that, and Falun Gong in general, here's the link.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falun_GongI am no media expert, but I think the New York Post would be better off posting stories about Superman than posting stories about David Pecker and making pecker jokes, but I guess pecker jokes sell papers. The next thing you know the New York Post will run a story about Hunter Biden's pecker. Apparently they have a photo of it. Rudy Giuliani gave it to them. Tucker Carlson almost lost his copy of the photo of Hunter Biden's pecker, but fortunately UPS found it. Stormy Daniels has already told us all about Donald Trump's pecker, so that's old news. I have been thinking about just how far we have come as a society in the past 25 years. Back then we knew that Bill Clinton was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office, but we really didn't know that much about his pecker. These days we know a lot about our president's pecker, and not just because he bragged about it in the debates last time around. Now we have an eye witness.
Per aspera ad astra.