Actually, Scott Adams draws the Dilbert comic strip. Trump's go-to guy is Scott Atlas, the radiologist who knows nothing about epidemiology.
Thanks for the correction. I forget stuff sometimes. I was remembering Trump's radiologist's name by thinking about Charles Atlas, but I obviously forgot that too. I guess I got so excited about the story I lost my mind.
I found my keys this morning and drove up to the grocery store to pick up our groceries, and I forgot to check them. Sure enough, they were someone else’s groceries. I consoled myself by noting that even if I had checked them, I wouldn't really have known whether they were our groceries or not, because my wife orders the groceries; I am just the delivery boy. But I usually check them anyway, and figure that if there are six or eight bags of organic healthy stuff that I humor my wife by eating, it's probably our order. Anyway, back at the ranch, I rummaged around in the bags to see what's what. There were no ice cream sandwiches or Oreos or anything else that looked particularly enticing, so I took the stuff back, not that I had ice cream sandwiches or Oreos in my order, but sometimes you get the the wrong stuff, and it is better stuff than the stuff you ordered, so you are faced with an ethical dilemma. Fortunately, this morning it was an easy call. I even resisted the impulse to don my mask, go into the petri dish that is a grocery store, risk getting COVID and dying, and buy some ice cream sandwiches and Oreos, so I felt pretty good about myself.
Where were we?