I didn't realize there was a Republican convention because of the virus. Was there? Did anyone pay attention?
No. Everyone ran away after Kimberley Guilfoyle's shout out. Even the opportunity to hear the Trump family's dog's endorsement wasn't enough to keep anyone around. Why do you think they re-adopted the 2016 platform. They had to get out of there fast. I guess by now you have heard about the COVID pandemic.
I have no idea what happened at the Democratic convention. I didn't watch it. I think it was supposed to be on Zoom, and I wasn't really interested in seeing a bunch of people in their pajamas having a bad hair day. I sure wasn't going to get dressed, not to mention I didn't have enough high-brow books for the bookshelf behind me. Besides, the news channels had highlight reels, and told you all the inside scoop. You could see what you needed in an hour, including commercial breaks.
Besides, nobody is going to change their vote anyway. The Republicans are going to vote for Trump, and the Democrats are going to vote for whichever of the 23 guys and gals wins the primary, in this case Biden. I guess there are a number of true independents, but most of them vote for the same party they voted for last time, so they are not really that independent. And then there are those pitiable souls who throw away their vote on a third party candidate. I guess that they just like to drive over to the polls to get a sticker. There's just no other explanation.
Do you know what the worst thing is about elections? Bumper stickers. I mean after everything is over you can't get them off, and so you have to drive around telling everyone that you obviously voted for the wrong guy. We used to be able to get them off, but now all the bumpers are plastic and you'll ruin your paint job if you try. And your children won't be able to get the bumper stickers off their notebooks. You think cyber-bullying is bad, you should see what goes on when you walk down the hallway at school with the loser's bumper sticker on your notebook. How do I know? I had a Goldwater sticker on my notebook in elementary school and I am still in therapy.
Democracy in action. Who thought this up? I mean it is a good idea and everything. It's just the way it actually pans out that makes you wonder sometimes.