See? There you are. If you genuinely cannot tell that my signature is a joke, then you suffer from some moderately severe problem with comprehension. Perhaps english is not your first language, or perhaps you are, as the kids say these days "not neurotypical".
I don't actually believe that you have any trouble with comprehension, though, I think your lack of comprehension is selective, and you use it when you see an opportunity to attack, not because you have actually misunderstood anything.
And while I am flattered to learn that you have been carrying out extensive polling to determine what percentage of people do and do not "take my writings seriously" I have to suggest that this sort of obsession is some sort of borderline crazy, and you should consider ceasing before we have to get difficult with restraining orders and so on.