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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1420 on: June 08, 2021, 04:53:59 pm »

Amos was a good golfer and really enjoyed it, but at 75 his eyes were failing and he couldn't see where the ball went. He sadly decided to give it up.

His wife suggested that he take her brother Charlie with him. "Charlie has really good eyes and he can watch the ball for you," she said.

"But Charlie is 10 years older than me!" said Amos.

"True, but his eyes are still good," replied his wife.

The next day Amos took Charlie with him to the golf course. On the first tee he wacked what he thought was a good shot. "Charlie, did you see where that went?"

"Oh yes," replied Charlie, "I saw exactly where it went."

"So where did it go?"

"I forget."

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1421 on: June 08, 2021, 07:21:28 pm »

Ouch!
Sometimes I think I'm Amos and Charlie all rolled into one.   :(
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1422 on: June 09, 2021, 08:52:56 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1423 on: July 25, 2021, 10:36:56 am »

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer breasts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1424 on: August 16, 2021, 09:57:38 am »

A woman asks her husband "How come you're not playing golf anymore?"

"I have no one to play with."

"What about Gary, you used to play together all the time?"

"I don't play with Gary any more. Would you want to play with someone who moves the ball when you're not looking and cheats on the score?"

"No, I guess not."

"Well, neither does Gary."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1425 on: August 24, 2021, 03:44:21 pm »

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
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