Topic: A touch of humor (Read 325980 times)

Back to real humor:

An airplane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain announced via the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to flight n ° 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight, now sit back and relax … OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the Captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the Flight Attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Coach yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1256 on:** May 15, 2020, 07:16:49 am »

A short Where-are-they-now? animated film (about 6 min), . Although not obscene, some language and themes may offend the sensitive.

Slobodan Blagojevic · « **Reply #1257 on:** May 16, 2020, 05:52:58 am »

An old Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club.

After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down he goes down to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.
Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.
Scot: Aye, so do I.
Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?
Scot: Aye, neither do I.
Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot: Aye, I be that.
Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot: Aye, I be that too.
Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.
Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1258 on:** May 16, 2020, 12:35:56 pm »

Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper

“Why?”

closes eyes, rubs bridge of nose

“Why did anyone order wine?”

Jeremy

Rob C · « **Reply #1259 on:** May 16, 2020, 01:38:21 pm »

Object lesson:

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