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Jeremy Roussak

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1240 on: May 11, 2020, 03:29:03 am »

All in a sentence...

Life, with a whole-life tariff, as I recall.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1241 on: May 11, 2020, 08:32:42 am »

Life, with a whole-life tariff, as I recall.

Jeremy

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1242 on: May 12, 2020, 10:38:59 am »

Funny but true...

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1243 on: May 12, 2020, 01:14:17 pm »

Funny but true...
Aw, shucks. My Photoshop CS6 doesn't have the jazz-it-up button.   :(
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1244 on: May 12, 2020, 01:28:17 pm »

This one is great! 

Out Of Touch

Heads are exploding over this one. 
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1245 on: May 12, 2020, 01:37:27 pm »

This one is great! 

Out Of Touch

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That is good!
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Peter McLennan

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1246 on: May 12, 2020, 02:54:40 pm »

Lame.  The centipede one was WAY better.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1247 on: May 12, 2020, 09:45:12 pm »

not a hundred times better though.... ;D
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1248 on: May 13, 2020, 05:01:35 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1249 on: May 13, 2020, 05:26:38 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1250 on: May 13, 2020, 05:52:03 am »

Now it is far more believable...! 8)

Hehe... naughty, naughty ;)

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1251 on: May 13, 2020, 09:53:31 am »

Now it is far more believable...! 8)
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1252 on: May 13, 2020, 10:16:34 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1253 on: May 13, 2020, 10:17:56 am »

Wicked wish-list!

Now it is turning from funny to sad :(

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1254 on: May 13, 2020, 10:18:28 am »

Some dark humor.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1255 on: May 14, 2020, 02:03:57 am »

Back to real humor:

An airplane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain announced via the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to flight n ° 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and so we should have a smooth and uneventful flight, now sit back and relax … OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the Captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the Flight Attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Coach yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1256 on: May 15, 2020, 07:16:49 am »

A short Where-are-they-now? animated film (about 6 min), . Although not obscene, some language and themes may offend the sensitive.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1257 on: May 16, 2020, 05:52:58 am »

An old Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf, so he puts his name down at the local club.

After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down he goes down to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.
Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.
Scot: Aye, so do I.
Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?
Scot: Aye, neither do I.
Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot: Aye, I be that.
Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot: Aye, I be that too.
Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.
Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1258 on: May 16, 2020, 12:35:56 pm »

Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper

“Why?”

closes eyes, rubs bridge of nose

“Why did anyone order wine?”

Jeremy
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1259 on: May 16, 2020, 01:38:21 pm »

Object lesson:
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