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Jeremy Roussak

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #760 on: December 29, 2018, 01:31:52 pm »

How vegans are made.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #761 on: December 29, 2018, 02:20:46 pm »

How vegans are made.

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Good one, Jeremy!
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #762 on: January 01, 2019, 01:13:23 pm »

The first tragedy of 2019:

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #763 on: January 01, 2019, 01:27:32 pm »

That was a real Krispy response from Kentucky.   ;)
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #764 on: January 01, 2019, 09:48:48 pm »

No samosa for you if you're fat. A restaurant in Panjim has placed a weighing scale at its entrance 😆

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #765 on: January 01, 2019, 11:24:16 pm »

How vegans are made.

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Quite good and clever Jeremy!!

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #766 on: January 02, 2019, 04:41:26 am »

HHe quickly received a reply from mom:

I'm not saying you are sleeping with Amanda and I'm not saying you're not.  The ladle is in Amanda's bed.  Mom.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #767 on: January 02, 2019, 04:52:16 am »

I liked that one as well.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #768 on: January 12, 2019, 01:46:03 pm »

I think these loaves that you cut yourself, to any thickness you like, are the best thing since sliced bread.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #769 on: January 12, 2019, 01:49:16 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #770 on: January 12, 2019, 01:58:08 pm »

Can't post videos here, so this has to be by link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ebgx9tifjilsodw/german%20coast%20guard.mpg?dl=0. Hope it works.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #771 on: January 12, 2019, 02:00:31 pm »

;D

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #773 on: January 12, 2019, 04:22:49 pm »

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« Reply #774 on: January 12, 2019, 04:32:56 pm »

With greatest respect, Jeremy:

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #775 on: January 14, 2019, 09:00:38 am »

A guy and his blonde date are at a bar, watching the 11 o'clock news on the TV. The news is covering someone who went out on a 20th floor building ledge and is threatening to jump.

"I'll bet you $20 that he jumps," says the guy.

"And I'll bet you $20 that he doesn't," says the blonde.

A few minutes later, the fellow jumps. The blonde takes out $20 and hands it to her date.

"I can't take your money," he replies. "This actually happened earlier and I saw it on the 5 o'clock news."

"I saw it too," replies the blonde, "but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #776 on: January 14, 2019, 04:26:03 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #777 on: January 14, 2019, 04:27:49 pm »

A guy and his blonde date are at a bar, watching the 11 o'clock news on the TV. The news is covering someone who went out on a 20th floor building ledge and is threatening to jump.

"I'll bet you $20 that he jumps," says the guy.

"And I'll bet you $20 that he doesn't," says the blonde.

A few minutes later, the fellow jumps. The blonde takes out $20 and hands it to her date.

"I can't take your money," he replies. "This actually happened earlier and I saw it on the 5 o'clock news."

"I saw it too," replies the blonde, "but I didn't think he'd do it again."


Now that had me burst into laughter! Thanks!

Rob

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #778 on: January 14, 2019, 05:31:32 pm »


Now that had me burst into laughter! Thanks!

Rob
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #779 on: January 14, 2019, 08:21:35 pm »

Gives new meaning to "play it again Sam." !
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