As your own quote says, it is real news, not satire. Science. John Hopkins University science.
Not exactly "John Hopkins University science". It's a summary of a student article that quotes an economics professor in a student newspaper.
https://www.jhunewsletter.com/article/2020/11/a-closer-look-at-u-s-deaths-due-to-covid-19"The News-Letter is an editorially and financially independent, student-run publication.
Our articles and content are not endorsed by the University or the School of Medicine, and our decision to retract this article was made independently."
"As assistant director for the Master’s in Applied Economics program at Hopkins,
Briand is neither a medical professional nor a disease researcher."
"Briand was quoted in the article as saying, “All of this points to no evidence that COVID-19 created any excess deaths. Total death numbers are not above normal death numbers.”
This claim is incorrect and does not take into account the spike in raw death count from all causes compared to previous years. According to the CDC, there have been almost 300,000 excess deaths due to COVID-19. Additionally, Briand presented data of total U.S. deaths in comparison to COVID-19-related deaths as a proportion percentage, which trivializes the repercussions of the pandemic.
This evidence does not disprove the severity of COVID-19; an increase in excess deaths is not represented in these proportionalities because they are offered as percentages, not raw numbers.
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Because of these inaccuracies and our failure to provide additional information about the effects of COVID-19, The News-Letter decided to retract this article. It is our duty as a publication to combat the spread of misinformation and to enhance our fact-checking process. We apologize to our readers."
Conveniently disregarded context is never helpful, except to those trying to grasp at straws to shore up the foundation of their ideology.