Trump is at it again with the cognitive ability test. I thought he had pretty much maxed out on the subject with Chris Wallace on Sunday, but apparently there was more to say. Since not everyone subscribes to the New York Times, I'll give you a long quote:
“It was 30 to 35 questions,” Mr. Trump said. “The first questions are very easy. The last questions are much more difficult. Like a memory question. It’s, like, you’ll go: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. So they say, ‘Could you repeat that?’ So I said, ‘Yeah. It’s: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’”
“‘OK, that’s very good. If you get it in order you get extra points,’” Mr. Trump said a doctor told him. “OK, now he’s asking you other questions, other questions, and then, 10 minutes, 15, 20 minutes later they say, ‘Remember that first question — not the first — but the 10th question? Give us that again. Can you do that again?’”
“And you go: ‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV,’” Mr. Trump said. “If you get it in order, you get extra points.”
“They said nobody gets it in order,” Mr. Trump said. “It’s actually not that easy, but for me, it was easy. And that’s not an easy question. In other words, they ask it to you, they give you five names and you have to repeat ’em. And that’s OK. If you repeat ’em out of order, it’s OK, but, you know, it’s not as good. But when you go back about 20, 25 minutes later and they say go back to that — they don’t tell you this — ‘Go back to that question and repeat ’em, can you do it?’ And you go: ‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’
“They say, ‘That’s amazing. How did you do that?’” Mr. Trump continued. “I do it because I have, like, a good memory, because I’m cognitively there. Now, Joe should take that test, because something’s going on. And, and, I say this with respect. I mean — going to probably happen to all of us, right? You know? It’s going to happen.”
Isn't obsessing over stuff an indicator of a mental impairment, or at least a personality disorder? I mean like when you went to the nursing home to visit your aunt and she kept telling you the same stories over and over again, didn't you just smile and nod, and when you got back in the car you just sat there for a minute with your hands on the steering wheel, sighed, and said to yourself: "Boy, she has really lost it." That's just what comes to mind for me.
So it looks like we have a choice in November: vote for a guy who can ace the test but can't stop talking about it, or vote for a guy who maybe doesn't get all the answers right the first time around, but otherwise seems to be a normal human being. Really, who do want taking that 3:00 am call, the guy who says "What's the problem?" or the guy that says "Hey, before we get started, I just want to tell you about this cognitive ability test I aced a couple of years ago. I'm really amazing." Wouldn't it be a shame if the missile reached New York before he finished his story?
Then there is this other question nagging at me: if Trump got extra points for getting the words in the correct order, why did he only score 30 out of 30? Seems like he should have gotten a 33 or something.