Guys, guys, have you been reading the news? Everyone in the Trump orbit is testing positive. Trump, his stunt double, Melania, Kellyanne, Trump's campaign manager, three senators, and now Chris Christie. Talk about co-morbidities. If Christie is infected, so is Giuliani. There goes debate prep. That worked out so well last time around, everyone was panicking. Kanye has volunteered to stand in for Trump if necessary. It was the only way to calm everyone down.
Speaking of debate prep, the whatever it is called has agreed with the Biden campaign that Harris and Pence will be seated 12 feet apart. The Pence team was arguing for 7 feet. Nothing like an extra foot of clearance in the middle of a pandemic just to be safe. Team Biden was also pressing for standing instead of sitting, but Team Trump prevailed. It is a little known fact that Pence suffers from bone spurs in his feet. That's why Trump picked him. Also, there will be an extra seat on Pence's side for his wife. The Billy Graham rule, you know.