Not only he is highly educated, he has an impeccable sense of the comedy of absurd, typically British. My idol. Who else would bring tea to the press camping in front is his house, wearing only what appears to be colorful boxers (or at least pajamas). Priceless 
Yep, the absolute epitome of what makes a great Prime Minister.
Brexit is a laughing matter; we are all falling down in happy tears of laughter at the thought of the new era of secondary - so unimportant - collateral austerity it promises on top of what exists.
At least I got my eyes done before the mother could turn that into a further comedy spot of need outpacing ability to buy.
Incidentally, I find it extraordinary that you manage to equate an advanced education with common sense.
Rob