Eric, you're doing it on purpose; a fiendish ploy to make me want to escape my rural chains yet more strongly!
I already have a PLAN worked out for the day I manage that feat, but I noticed this morning that the Euromillions lottery has just been won by one mothereffer who wasn't I! That means waiting until Saturday morning, at the earliest!
But hey, I've waited this long, so what's another decade or two? In this world or the next, that olde D700 (it's coming with me) will live to fight a better battle.
:-)