As neither of us is probably working on Tulsa Time, I can only marvel at your verbal and mental creativity this early in the morning.
On the other hand, my own brain has coped with the 9a.m. return of the workmen who replaced the lobby entrance door system some months ago, fitted the wrong snib in the receiving part of the lock so that it wouldn't even hold closed on the latch, and then, more months later (or closer to now, depending on your viewpoint) returned to fix that only to break a new glass side-panel they had earlier installed. Today, they replace that panel and sealed everything tight with silicon and, I hope, that's the last we need see of them all!
I'm not sure whether to thank God it's over (I hope!), or to curse the devil that made us select their tender for the job.
;-(