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Peter McLennan

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1400 on: April 08, 2021, 12:32:48 pm »

Sobodan made his point. I made my point.  I'm sure he's seen it.
Go right ahead and erase whatever you choose.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1401 on: April 08, 2021, 02:46:55 pm »

Sobodan made his point. I made my point.  I'm sure he's seen it...

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1402 on: April 12, 2021, 07:13:07 am »

An unhappy loofah!

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1403 on: April 12, 2021, 10:09:50 am »

Excellent, Jonathan!
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1404 on: April 19, 2021, 08:03:15 am »

Me to my doctor: "I am worried about my weight, what should I do?"

Doctor: "Don't eat anything fatty."

Me: "You mean like pizza and burgers?"

Doctor: "No fatty, just don't eat anything."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1405 on: April 20, 2021, 05:45:04 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1406 on: April 20, 2021, 12:21:13 pm »

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Slobodan, I'm afraid this one needs explaining...
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1407 on: April 20, 2021, 12:54:40 pm »

Slobodan, I'm afraid this one needs explaining...

Really? It's been doing the rounds for several months. Think "wax" after the second caption.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1408 on: April 20, 2021, 02:38:05 pm »

Slobodan, I'm afraid this one needs explaining...

"A joke is like a frog - it dies when you dissect it"
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1409 on: April 20, 2021, 04:27:11 pm »

Really? It's been doing the rounds for several months. Think "wax" after the second caption.

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Never heard of a Brazilian wax job, but now that I did, I get it.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1410 on: April 21, 2021, 06:53:43 am »

The Brazilian kind looks quite disgusting but the South African type is more dangerous.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1411 on: April 21, 2021, 09:43:20 am »

Anyone who has played in a music ensemble will appreciate this.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1412 on: April 28, 2021, 04:21:30 pm »

The young man, a high school student, goes into is Catholic church and into the confessional. “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
“This is serious,” replies the priest. Is this Jimmy Moretti I am speaking to?”
“Yessir.”
“Well, I think you need to tell me the name of the young lady,”
“No sir, I won’t tell.”
“Hmmm, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Angela Marconi.”
“Really, Father, I don’t want to say.”
“Maybe it was Maria Spanola?”
“Please, sir, I promised!”
“How about Donna Corelli?”
“Honest, Father, I am sworn to secrecy.”
“Well, so be it. But this is serious, and as penance you are forbidden from serving as altar boy for the next four Sundays.”
“Yessir,” and the boy leaves. Outside a friend is waiting for him and asks “How did it go?”
“Great,” he responds. “I got three new leads and a month off.”
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1413 on: May 26, 2021, 09:12:34 am »

Real sentences illustrating the importance of proper punctuation.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1414 on: May 26, 2021, 12:09:06 pm »

Real sentences illustrating the importance of proper punctuation.
A fine set, Peter.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1415 on: May 27, 2021, 06:14:48 am »

Apropos proper grammar:

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1416 on: May 27, 2021, 07:15:22 am »

Furthermore:

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1417 on: May 27, 2021, 07:59:27 am »

Quote
No Alexa, I said - order lunch

This reminds me of a fellow poster who repeatedly shoots here too quickly only to follow with "sorry".
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1418 on: May 27, 2021, 12:01:49 pm »

slobodan,

i love both of these, even though i don't even have an uncle jack.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1419 on: May 28, 2021, 10:32:12 am »

don't loose track
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