The young man, a high school student, goes into is Catholic church and into the confessional. “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
“This is serious,” replies the priest. Is this Jimmy Moretti I am speaking to?”
“Yessir.”
“Well, I think you need to tell me the name of the young lady,”
“No sir, I won’t tell.”
“Hmmm, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Angela Marconi.”
“Really, Father, I don’t want to say.”
“Maybe it was Maria Spanola?”
“Please, sir, I promised!”
“How about Donna Corelli?”
“Honest, Father, I am sworn to secrecy.”
“Well, so be it. But this is serious, and as penance you are forbidden from serving as altar boy for the next four Sundays.”
“Yessir,” and the boy leaves. Outside a friend is waiting for him and asks “How did it go?”
“Great,” he responds. “I got three new leads and a month off.”
