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Jeremy Roussak

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1160 on: April 15, 2020, 01:43:19 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1161 on: April 15, 2020, 01:50:29 pm »

Now, that's a good one, Jeremy!  :D And such a lovely illustration.

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« Reply #1162 on: April 15, 2020, 08:07:03 pm »

They always told me to stay away from negative people.  This year, they warn you to stay away from the positive individuals.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1163 on: April 15, 2020, 09:03:19 pm »

And the Epstein memes keep coming. 
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« Reply #1164 on: April 15, 2020, 09:05:42 pm »

And this one was pretty good. 

See libs, sometimes you need to laugh at your own side! 
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« Reply #1165 on: April 16, 2020, 03:59:35 pm »

For Bernard and all our overseas friends and scholars of American politics (Canadians too) ;)

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« Reply #1166 on: April 16, 2020, 04:06:45 pm »

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« Reply #1167 on: April 16, 2020, 04:27:48 pm »

Damn, that's a nice burn from Elon Musk on CNN's highly misleading reporting! 

A friend just informed me CNN's ratings are below Sport's Center even though there are no live sports on.  Wow, talk about embarrassing. 
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1168 on: April 16, 2020, 05:41:37 pm »

The initial news was that Tesla was going to make those ventilators.

https://forum.luminous-landscape.com/index.php?topic=134519.0
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« Reply #1169 on: April 16, 2020, 06:29:19 pm »

The initial news was that Tesla was going to make those ventilators.

https://forum.luminous-landscape.com/index.php?topic=134519.0

Yet they still delivered.  Perhaps you would have felt better if CA never got them?
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« Reply #1170 on: April 16, 2020, 07:25:41 pm »

Yet they still delivered.  Perhaps you would have felt better if CA never got them?

Those were CPAPs not ventilators. Did Tesla make any model that was they delivered?
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1171 on: April 16, 2020, 07:26:58 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1172 on: April 16, 2020, 08:52:02 pm »

That meme was doing quite well until the last sentence. What a let-down. People were concerned for their own lives, of course.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1176 on: April 19, 2020, 10:13:34 am »

A fellow was in an airplane at 20,000 ft and fell out. Fortunately they had made him wear a parachute. He opened the chute and drifted slowly downwards. About halfway he reasoned "This chute has really slowed my descent, so I can take it off."
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« Reply #1177 on: April 19, 2020, 11:18:27 am »

A fellow was in an airplane at 20,000 ft and fell out. Fortunately they had made him wear a parachute. He opened the chute and drifted slowly downwards. About halfway he reasoned "This chute has really slowed my descent, so I can take it off."

More of an informational video with some pretty funny dark humor mixed in, worth the watch. 

What is the Best Way to Survive Falling Out of a Plane with No Parachute?
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« Reply #1178 on: April 19, 2020, 08:40:45 pm »

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« Reply #1179 on: April 20, 2020, 03:13:30 am »

I'm sure this is an old one but I hadn't seen it quite like this before

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; Asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.

They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
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