Casinos are closed, but some churches opened last weekend. Just for mass or also for bingo?
Alan, any relation..?
Now, that's funny!
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"Everyone must quarantine away from the internet so that 'humor' and 'jokes' and 'satire' don't continue to spread around the country," said a spokesperson. "Should the internet stay up, we'll continue to run the risk that someone might laugh at a joke or read a satirical article and not know that it isn't true. We can't sleep at night until we know that all humor is dead.""It's the only way to be sure."Some people warned that this might have negative side effects. Snopes has sent out the thought police to take these people into one of its state-of-the-art reeducation camps.
Honestly, I feel more like crying than laughing at this one, too close to C19 reality. https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-recommends-shutting-down-internet-to-prevent-spread-of-jokes?utm_content=buffer1d3f7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR3vbEbuiZwrM9_LUTJPGC-R17eu-RCQ0MZ4oKQ5PUpPOltIJr6R4ppn4Q4
I'm not familiar with Babylon Bee, are they a satire site along the lines of The Onion?
Teacher asks little Johnny:"Do you know what democracy is?""Sure... that's when two idiots have more rights than one smart guy."
A priest, a rabbit and an iman walk into a bar.The rabbit says, "I may be a typo."
