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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1120 on: April 06, 2020, 08:15:09 am »

Casinos are closed, but some churches opened last weekend. Just for mass or also for bingo?
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1121 on: April 06, 2020, 09:31:50 am »

Casinos are closed, but some churches opened last weekend. Just for mass or also for bingo?

You know what they say, idle hands are the devil's playthings. 
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1122 on: April 06, 2020, 02:46:26 pm »

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« Reply #1123 on: April 06, 2020, 03:31:26 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1124 on: April 07, 2020, 06:14:35 am »

Alan, any relation..?  ;D
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1125 on: April 07, 2020, 07:22:32 am »

Alan, any relation..?  ;D

Now, that's funny!

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1126 on: April 07, 2020, 07:33:11 am »

Now, that's funny!

And how she speaks for others, though a gag might have been enough to solve the problem.

Having said which, perhaps there's shelter for her after all in that pesky Amendment?

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1127 on: April 07, 2020, 07:41:02 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1128 on: April 07, 2020, 09:16:08 am »

A short (just under 6 min) Where Are They Now Film, .
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1129 on: April 07, 2020, 05:47:01 pm »

Masochist: "Whip me, hurt me, beat me!!"
Sadist: "No."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1130 on: April 08, 2020, 06:01:30 am »

Honestly, I feel more like crying than laughing at this one, too close to C19 reality.

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-recommends-shutting-down-internet-to-prevent-spread-of-jokes?utm_content=buffer1d3f7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwAR3vbEbuiZwrM9_LUTJPGC-R17eu-RCQ0MZ4oKQ5PUpPOltIJr6R4ppn4Q4

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"Everyone must quarantine away from the internet so that 'humor' and 'jokes' and 'satire' don't continue to spread around the country," said a spokesperson. "Should the internet stay up, we'll continue to run the risk that someone might laugh at a joke or read a satirical article and not know that it isn't true. We can't sleep at night until we know that all humor is dead."

"It's the only way to be sure."

Some people warned that this might have negative side effects. Snopes has sent out the thought police to take these people into one of its state-of-the-art reeducation camps.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1131 on: April 08, 2020, 07:43:22 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1132 on: April 08, 2020, 08:35:40 am »

I'm not familiar with Babylon Bee, are they a satire site along the lines of The Onion?

Yes, with a conservative bent.

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« Reply #1133 on: April 08, 2020, 08:41:30 am »

There's a good Canadian satire site, although about half the content has to do with Canadian politics so not relevant to many. I like this piece, https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/04/thank-god-for-service-workers-says-man-who-will-oppose-minimum-wage-hike-in-9-months/.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1135 on: April 09, 2020, 09:33:14 am »

Teacher asks little Johnny:

"Do you know what democracy is?"

"Sure... that's when two idiots have more rights than one smart guy."

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« Reply #1136 on: April 09, 2020, 11:17:18 am »

Teacher asks little Johnny:

"Do you know what democracy is?"

"Sure... that's when two idiots have more rights than one smart guy."

From the mouths of babes...

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« Reply #1137 on: April 09, 2020, 12:58:02 pm »

Damn, that lakeside "summer camp" is looking pretty nice. 
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1138 on: April 10, 2020, 08:19:32 am »

A priest, a rabbit and an iman walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I may be a typo."
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« Reply #1139 on: April 10, 2020, 08:32:55 am »

A priest, a rabbit and an iman walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I may be a typo."

This is definitely a typo, unless you had in mind this:  ;)
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