Topic: A touch of humor (Read 336671 times)

Slobodan Blagojevic · « **Reply #860 on:** June 30, 2019, 12:55:58 pm »

How my friend Noel de Christian invites to his photography gallery in Hollywood, Florida:

Slobodan Blagojevic · « **Reply #861 on:** July 04, 2019, 01:37:57 pm »

Pilfered from the Internet ((Fujirumours.com, I think):

Rob C · « **Reply #862 on:** July 04, 2019, 03:57:34 pm »

Quote from: Slobodan Blagojevic on July 04, 2019, 01:37:57 pm

Pilfered from the Internet ((Fujirumours.com, I think):

So much for thumbnails: until I amplified the image, I thought I was looking at something to do with burkas.

:-)

LesPalenik · « **Reply #863 on:** July 04, 2019, 11:42:34 pm »

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Rob C · « **Reply #864 on:** July 05, 2019, 07:20:51 am »

Quote from: LesPalenik on July 04, 2019, 11:42:34 pm

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Good one!

PeterAit · « **Reply #865 on:** July 23, 2019, 08:48:36 am »

A man is lying on the operating table waiting to be put under. The surgeon leans over him and says "Relax, David, relax. It's just a minor surgery."

The patient says "My name is not David."

The surgeon replies "I know - I'm David."

Slobodan Blagojevic · « **Reply #866 on:** July 24, 2019, 03:48:46 pm »

PeterAit · « **Reply #867 on:** July 27, 2019, 09:00:43 am »

In a certain Indian tribe it was the custom for all newborns to be given a name by the wise old medicine man. One day a young boy came to him and asked, "Master, how do you decide on the name for each child?"

The old man replied, "On the day of birth, I look for a sign. For example, the day your sister was born I saw a doe leaping in the forest, so she is Leaping Doe. And when the chief's son was born, a bear growled at me, so he is Growling Bear. But tell me, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"