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Slobodan Blagojevic

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #860 on: June 30, 2019, 12:55:58 pm »

How my friend Noel de Christian invites to his photography gallery in Hollywood, Florida:

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #861 on: July 04, 2019, 01:37:57 pm »

Pilfered from the Internet ((Fujirumours.com, I think):

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #862 on: July 04, 2019, 03:57:34 pm »

Pilfered from the Internet ((Fujirumours.com, I think):


So much for thumbnails: until I amplified the image, I thought I was looking at something to do with burkas.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #863 on: July 04, 2019, 11:42:34 pm »

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #864 on: July 05, 2019, 07:20:51 am »

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Good one!

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #865 on: July 23, 2019, 08:48:36 am »

A man is lying on the operating table waiting to be put under. The surgeon leans over him and says "Relax, David, relax. It's just a minor surgery."

The patient says "My name is not David."

The surgeon replies "I know - I'm David."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #866 on: July 24, 2019, 03:48:46 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #867 on: July 27, 2019, 09:00:43 am »

In a certain Indian tribe it was the custom for all newborns to be given a name by the wise old medicine man. One day a young boy came to him and asked, "Master, how do you decide on the name for each child?"

The old man replied, "On the day of birth, I look for a sign. For example, the day your sister was born I saw a doe leaping in the forest, so she is Leaping Doe. And when the chief's son was born, a bear growled at me, so he is Growling Bear. But tell me, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #868 on: August 02, 2019, 02:23:23 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #869 on: August 02, 2019, 04:48:24 pm »

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In Britain, you can always blame a bus - even for Brexit.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #870 on: August 02, 2019, 05:09:50 pm »

Living near Woking, Surrey, England it took me a while to get this one, but then it was past 5pm here in the UK!

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #871 on: August 03, 2019, 07:58:37 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #872 on: August 03, 2019, 03:53:17 pm »

How my friend Noel de Christian invites to his photography gallery in Hollywood, Florida:

:lol: can I borrow that one, if nothing else it an ice breaker & talking point ;)
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #873 on: August 03, 2019, 03:54:32 pm »

:lol: can I borrow that one, if nothing else it an ice breaker & talking point ;)

I am sure he wouldn't mind :)

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #874 on: August 11, 2019, 09:35:45 pm »

applicable also to this place

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #875 on: August 11, 2019, 10:24:18 pm »

applicable also to this place


It sure is applicable also to this place.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #877 on: August 12, 2019, 12:35:45 pm »

Given the size and density of Dutch woods (there are any!?), all it takes is walking five minutes in any direction and you are out of the woods. Duh!

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #878 on: August 12, 2019, 12:37:18 pm »

And you'll still have to watch out for all the cyclists.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #879 on: August 12, 2019, 09:51:44 pm »

applicable also to this place



I have to give this some thought, maybe a lot. 
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