Courtesy of our Church Rector in the Parish magazine.
On a wet Sunday a father and his young daughter were walking home from Church. It stopped raining and a bright rainbow appeared. Father said, 'I think God painted that just for you.' His daughter replied, 'It is lovely and God painted it left-handed.'
Confused, father asked, 'How do you know?', to which his daughter replied, 'We were taught today that Jesus sits on God's right hand.'