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Slobodan Blagojevic

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #820 on: April 08, 2019, 12:04:19 pm »

There is this Democratic candidate for president, Beto O'Rourke, who apparently has a penchant for seaking high (moral?) grounds for his speeches: bar countertops, restaurant tables, etc. However, this is not an invitation for a political debate, just to set a stage for a related joke, as told by Ronald Reagan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b9KLz3eyok

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #821 on: April 08, 2019, 12:06:54 pm »

Last time I saw anybody standing on a bar countertop, it was Stormy Daniels.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #822 on: April 08, 2019, 01:59:06 pm »

I've got to admit that Beto here bears an uncanny resemblance to the rat in the rat-and-rattlesnake video.   ;)
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #823 on: April 08, 2019, 02:02:17 pm »

I've got to admit that Beto here bears an uncanny resemblance to the rat in the rat-and-rattlesnake video.   ;)
Quite true, same pose. And he moves also very fast.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #824 on: April 08, 2019, 05:51:06 pm »

"A horrified crowd gathered, and the tired bishop made his way down the
belfry, arriving just as the policeman arrived. The policeman asked the
bishop "What happened?" The bishop explained that he had refused the troll
the bell ringing job and the troll began chasing him. "How did you
escape?" asked the policeman. The bishop's reply: "I was saved by the
bell."

I didn't see that coming. I thought it'd be, "Don't ask for whom the bell trolls."
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #825 on: April 15, 2019, 09:13:11 am »

This one is for Rob:

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #826 on: April 15, 2019, 10:15:43 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #827 on: April 15, 2019, 10:47:56 am »

Too close to home:

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #828 on: April 21, 2019, 12:59:24 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #829 on: April 28, 2019, 07:05:16 pm »

Hitler finds out the Mueller investigation is over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cVsmuxOj28&feature=youtu.be

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #830 on: April 29, 2019, 12:30:38 am »

Hitler finds out the Mueller investigation is over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cVsmuxOj28&feature=youtu.be

Thanks for the link Slobodan, I needed that!
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #831 on: April 29, 2019, 06:13:34 am »

Hitler finds out the Mueller investigation is over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cVsmuxOj28&feature=youtu.be

Fake Hitler.
Hitler had blue eyes  8)
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #832 on: April 29, 2019, 02:17:21 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #833 on: April 29, 2019, 03:44:55 pm »

This one is for Rob:

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.



That has been a nightmare, not a joke! I always had clients check 'em out too against their next-year's diaries! A consultant can be somebody called in to share any future blame.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #834 on: April 29, 2019, 04:53:00 pm »

Really?

Well yes, sir.
If you look with attention you'll discover Bruno Ganz acting Bruno Ganz in a Hitler costume.
You could have seen Bruno Ganz acting Bruno Ganz in, say, a Faust costume. Faust is a character by Goethe, a German author.
Or in another theater role.
As you can see Robert De Niro, John Travolta, Tom Cruise etc acting themselves in different roles  ;)
So is it usually with actors.
BTW Bruno Ganz passed away shortly ago, in Februar. A great actor.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #835 on: April 29, 2019, 05:05:40 pm »

Fake Hitler...

Nooooo.... And there I was, thinking that was an authentic, historic footage of Hitler himself. And you are now shattering my illusion by bluntly, mercilessly telling me it was just an actor, and the whole scene just a movie!? My perception of reality might never be the same again.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #836 on: April 29, 2019, 05:12:09 pm »

Nooooo.... And there I was, thinking that was an authentic, historic footage of Hitler himself.

If you missed the emoji with the sun glasses (suggesting eyes - Blue/Dark) and the title of the Subject ("A touch of humor"), then we can expect anything from you, Slobodan  ;D ;D



Attention, emojis present!!!
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #837 on: April 29, 2019, 05:16:15 pm »

I guess it must be German humor then. Banal and shallow. Then again, humor for Germans is a serious thing. No smiley.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #838 on: April 29, 2019, 05:44:04 pm »

I guess it must be German humor then. Banal and shallow. Then again, humor for Germans is a serious thing. No smiley.

Wrong address to ventilate your problems my friend.
This was rabanito's humor, who is not a German  ;D ;D

Now:
That you don't appreciate a joke could be for two reasons.

1. It is a bad joke
2. You don't understand the joke  :)

But anyway, the same could be said of most of the jokes we all tell here under this "humor" subject.
They are told with the best intentions. You should appreciate that. Even that of yours.

Need a mirror?

Let's stay friends  ;)
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #839 on: April 29, 2019, 08:53:19 pm »

Well yes, sir.
If you look with attention you'll discover Bruno Ganz acting Bruno Ganz in a Hitler costume.
You could have seen Bruno Ganz acting Bruno Ganz in, say, a Faust costume. Faust is a character by Goethe, a German author.
Or in another theater role.
As you can see Robert De Niro, John Travolta, Tom Cruise etc acting themselves in different roles  ;)
So is it usually with actors.
BTW Bruno Ganz passed away shortly ago, in Februar. A great actor.
You didn't get my tongue-in-cheek comment, apparently.
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