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Kevin Gallagher

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #540 on: December 05, 2017, 11:26:47 AM »

 Sad to say this seems to be the state of many of the current crop of jobseekers!

 Would someone please bring this young lady a cup of hot chocolate!!

 Millennial Job Interview


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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #541 on: December 05, 2017, 02:36:56 PM »

I'd hire her: she seems to have all the "social media" skills to make me famous! Anyway, she's got lovely teeth. That saves hanging bad pictures for distraction's sake.

Rob

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« Reply #542 on: December 07, 2017, 08:06:54 PM »

 And the truth will out!!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz0o9clVQu8

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #543 on: December 08, 2017, 01:38:13 AM »

My god! I watched those two millennial videos. Several hours later I went to my Youtube main page, and it exploded with millennial stuff. Mostly serious stuff, but more jokes too. Little did I know.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #544 on: December 08, 2017, 07:40:43 AM »

It's not just millennials. We've just started to get W1A here in Canada, and it's quickly become one of my favourite shows:

Preview: The Way Ahead Meeting

Preview: W1A Does Red Nose Day

In the last clip you may notice a bit of music, which I immediately remembered from one of my all-time favourite movies, Brazil.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #545 on: December 08, 2017, 10:57:15 AM »

It's not just millennials. We've just started to get W1A here in Canada, and it's quickly become one of my favourite shows:

Preview: The Way Ahead Meeting

Preview: W1A Does Red Nose Day


Wow, this show looks great, almost like a British version of Dilbert, dare I say?

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #546 on: December 12, 2017, 04:07:46 AM »

I hadn't realised that Mugabe was from Yorkshire until I read his name backwards!

Rob

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #547 on: December 12, 2017, 02:47:23 PM »

Sad to say this seems to be the state of many of the current crop of jobseekers!

 Would someone please bring this young lady a cup of hot chocolate!!

 Millennial Job Interview

Very funny, if perhaps a little close to the bone.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #548 on: December 12, 2017, 02:48:03 PM »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #549 on: December 15, 2017, 04:23:40 AM »

 Please be warned !!
     
Over the last few months I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Morrisons supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:
   
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.They  both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say ‘No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case Waitrose.
 
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet !
 
I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th and 29th November 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.
 
So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
     
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidle wallets are £1.75 and look better.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #550 on: December 15, 2017, 10:05:38 AM »

I hadn't realised that Mugabe was from Yorkshire until I read his name backwards!

Rob

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #551 on: December 15, 2017, 05:18:38 PM »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #552 on: December 31, 2017, 10:09:10 AM »

An atheist was walking through the woods.
 
                                'What majestic trees!
                                'What powerful rivers!
                                'What beautiful animals!
                                He said to himself.
 
                               Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
 
                                He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
 
                                He ran as fast as he could along the path.
                                He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....
 
                                He looked over his shoulder again,
                                and the bear was even closer ....
 
 
                                and then ..... He tripped and fell.
 
 
                                Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him ....
                                reaching towards him with its left paw ...
                                and raising the right paw to strike ....
 
                                At that instant the Atheist cried out,
                                'Oh my God!'
 
                                Time Stopped ...
                                The bear froze .....
                                The forest was silent ...
 
                                A bright light shone upon the man,
                                and a voice came out of the sky ..
 
                                "You deny my existence for all these years,
                                you teach others I don't exist
                                and even credit creation to cosmic accident
 
                                Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"
 
                                "Am I to count you as a believer?"
 
                                The atheist looked directly into the light
 
                                "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now .. 
                                but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
 
                                .. a pause ...
                                "Very well," said the voice ...
 
 
                                The light went out.
                                The sounds of the forest resumed ...
 
                                And the bear dropped his right arm ....
                                brought both paws together ....
                                bowed his head & spoke …
                                "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive
 
 
 
 


 
 


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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #553 on: December 31, 2017, 10:13:28 AM »

Thanks for the chuckle Rob.
Learned a lesson  - never drink whilst reading "A touch of humor".
Best of health and a happy new year to you !
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #554 on: December 31, 2017, 01:28:38 PM »

Rob,

I think you should be awarded an honorary degree of Doctor of Atheistic Theology for that shaggy bear tale.

Eric
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #555 on: January 01, 2018, 09:50:10 AM »

Rob,

I think you should be awarded an honorary degree of Doctor of Atheistic Theology for that shaggy bear tale.

Eric


Rest assured, Eric, that were it mine, I'd have a big copyright symbol beside it. However, in the spirit of the fairness which, I'm sure, 2018 is going to be all about, I'm willing to accept the mantle on behalf of the artist formerly known as the originator.

It's the least that I could do.

:-)

Rob

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #556 on: January 03, 2018, 05:41:42 AM »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #557 on: January 04, 2018, 08:00:17 AM »

So why did they neglect to make a square one too? Guess it's a digital casualty...

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #558 on: January 04, 2018, 09:46:38 AM »

i guess they thought it was not hip enough  ::)
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« Reply #559 on: January 04, 2018, 10:19:15 AM »

So why did they neglect to make a square one too? Guess it's a digital casualty...
How would we call that, National Rolleiflex (or Hasselblad) Gallery?
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