Plus, someone's got to pay for my Social Security. 
Indeed. Many here are aware of your personal government payout.
Now what about the US Gov, that can spend
billions on a single aircraft carrier*, (cause we
might go go war with a country), spend that on
supporting Americans during a
lockdown to reduce the massive spread of the Virus; the war we are currently fighting? We can print money as you like to suggest. Yeah, the deficient will go up; let's deal with that issue when we've won the
actual and current war (on Covid-19).
*Gerald R. Ford-class aircraft carrier: Program cost: US$37.30 billion (FY2018) Unit cost: US$12.998 billion (FY2018).