A handsome young man and a lovely woman who had never met before,
but who were both married, found themselves mistakenly assigned to the same sleeping
room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"'Good", she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.