Topic: A touch of humor (Read 329860 times)

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1340 on:** October 14, 2020, 07:33:16 am »

Quote from: Jeremy Roussak on October 14, 2020, 05:07:20 am

I agree. I've moved it.

[later - I would have moved it, had I been able to, but as I can't, I haven't]

Jeremy

Well ok, given the reaction I would have deleted it but someone beat me to it. I thought it was funny, political sure, but funny.

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1341 on:** October 14, 2020, 01:33:36 pm »

Large dog walks into pub, places front legs on bar and orders a pint.

Barman says “Wow - a talking dog! You should join the circus”.

Dog says “Why? Are they looking for an accountant?”

Jeremy

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1342 on:** October 14, 2020, 03:22:49 pm »

A three-legged dog walks into a bar, pulls out a gun and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

PeterAit · « **Reply #1343 on:** October 21, 2020, 10:50:16 am »

A guy was given some venison by a friend and was grilling it for dinner. His young son Billy asked what kind of meat it was. As his kids thought deer were cute he beat around the bush. "It's something your mom calls me every day."

"Yikes Billy," piped up the daughter, "Don't eat it. It's an asshole."

jeremyrh · « **Reply #1344 on:** October 21, 2020, 12:08:05 pm »

A ship goes down in shark-infested waters and all but one of the passengers are eaten. The survivor makes it to shore and is asked how come the sharks did not eat him too.

"I'm a lawyer - it was professional courtesy".

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1345 on:** October 21, 2020, 06:29:23 pm »

Man to lawyer: "What are your fees?"

Lawyer: "£750 for three questions."

"Isn't that rather a lot of money for just three questions?"

"Yes. What's your third question?"

Jeremy

armand · « **Reply #1346 on:** October 22, 2020, 12:55:53 pm »

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1347 on:** October 22, 2020, 01:38:12 pm »

Quote from: armand on October 22, 2020, 12:55:53 pm

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(Careful, Slobodan might accuse you of posting political humour.)

PeterAit · « **Reply #1348 on:** October 25, 2020, 08:31:16 am »

I was debating whether this belong here on in the election thread. Anyway, here ya go:

The 4th grade teacher asked each kid to stand up and say what their mom or dad did for a job. She got lots of typical answers--nurse, accountant, mechanic, and so on. When it was Jimmy's turn he stood up and said "My dad is a dancer at a gay club. He takes his clothes off to music and the customers stuff money in his underwear."

The teacher is shocked. She puts the other kids to work on a project and takes Jimmy aside.

"Jimmy, is that true? Is that what your dad really does?"

Sobbing, Jimmy replies "No, but I had to make something up quick. You see, my dad works for the Republican party and is trying to get Trump re-elected, and I was too ashamed to say that."

Slobodan Blagojevic · « **Reply #1349 on:** October 26, 2020, 09:06:33 am »

Well, guys, keep thinking that was funny.

This, however...

armand · « **Reply #1350 on:** October 27, 2020, 02:36:36 pm »

armand · « **Reply #1351 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:09:47 pm »

armand · « **Reply #1352 on:** November 26, 2020, 09:33:03 am »

Tis the season

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1353 on:** November 29, 2020, 01:12:22 pm »

Amusing: https://www.dropbox.com/s/xwlh2duizq1xb3y/cream%20balance.mp4?dl=0

Jeremy

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1354 on:** November 29, 2020, 01:14:02 pm »

.

Jeremy

Jonathan Cross · « **Reply #1355 on:** December 04, 2020, 04:33:47 am »

!!!!

Jonathan

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1356 on:** December 04, 2020, 04:50:44 am »

Excellent!

Jeremy

Slobodan Blagojevic · « **Reply #1357 on:** December 04, 2020, 07:14:23 am »

Plastic surgeons, rejoice:

Jeremy Roussak · « **Reply #1358 on:** December 11, 2020, 01:18:41 pm »

.

Jeremy

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1359 on:** December 15, 2020, 08:03:54 am »

Well ...

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