On the art & craft show circuit where I sell, we (photographers) often share odd things people say to us. Here are a couple of my favorite -
1. Another show artist visited my booth. After looking at my prints, she made the statement - "you must have a really good camera." Later in the show, I visited her booth, looked at her paintings, and said - "you must have REALLY good brushes!"
2. Inquiry from show patron looking at my prints - "did you go to all these places?"