So I was looking over the news this morning and saw this story about Alabama's newly elected senator, who is an old washed up college football coach. Alabama just loves football, so being an old washed up college football coach is a plus not a minus if you are running for office, any office, but the higher the better. I'm pretty sure that they would vote for the wife of an old washed up college football coach and it would be a landslide. Anyway, it was a CNN article. I have told you I am not a big fan of CNN and rarely watch them. I think they are sensationalist like Fox News, only on the other side. They are both caricatures of themselves. I mean you are watching them and you don't know whether it is live TV or a SNL rerun.
So usually when I click on a CNN story in my newsfeed I make sure the speakers are off because CNN has this annoying habit of rolling audio and video when you arrive on their website which really sets me on edge. So I clicked on the link and I hadn't turned my speakers down and here comes old Briana I think her name is and she is going off on the old washed up college football coach not knowing his ass from a hole in the ground, and despite my best efforts, she kind of catches my attention, and then she rolls the audio and video of this guy talking at a couple of press conferences. The clips were mercifully short, but they didn't really need to be long because halfway through the first sentence it was obvious the guy is a fucking idiot. He starts by enumerating the three branches of government as being the House, the Senate and the President, and finishes up with how 76 years ago his father helped the Allies save Europe from socialism. So when Bluto starts talking about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor, you know that this guy is shaking his head up and down. Do yourself a favor and listen to the first couple of minutes of this clip and, for our international friends, know this is what we are dealing with.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/18/politics/tommy-tuberville-electoral-college-reaction/index.htmlTwo points: first, we have geniuses like this on both sides of the aisle. I thought this was an especially egregious example, and I would be showing the video and making these snarky comments even if he were a Democrat; second, I have heard all the arguments about the Nazis being socialists, but believe me, if you tried any of those arguments out on this joker, he wouldn't have any idea what you were talking about, so don't try to convince me he has a Ph.D. in political science, and he was perfectly correct that the Allies saved Europe from socialism. He is a pea brained idiot even if he did invent the end-around. Most people who didn't sleep through their junior high school civics class know that the Nazis and all their pals were fascists. Maybe by the time you get to graduate school they are socialists. So I agree with Briana or whatever her name is on this one, but I am still not going to start watching CNN.