Here's one of those things that make you think of the old cliche, when it comes to American politics,
"You just can't make this shit shit up."
It turns out that Tara Reade, the woman who accused Biden of sexually assaulting her, had a father who was a sportswriter back in Wisconsin, who once wrote a novel. The novel, which was written several years after her alleged encounter with Biden, can still be purchased on Amazon.
Here's a sentence from it, part of a sex scene:
"As soon as he closed and locked the door he put his hands up her skirt grabbed her buttocks slid his hands under her panties spread her cheeks and rammed his fingers into her…"
That ring any bells?