Today in the Alternate Reality Universe*
From the White House Gift Shop - Available for Pre-Order TodayA Limited Edition Commemorative Coin - "PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP DEFEATS COVID WITH ICONS OF HIS ENTIRE FIRST TERM! GIANNINI LIMITED 2500 EDITION ART SERIES COIN" - Only $100 - "First 1,000 Orders Receive a Complimentary Presidential Blue Mask with Coin!"
"I am honored to pre-release the final coin for the first four years of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump in our Historic Moments in Presidential Series.
The title of my new coin is President Donald J. [Trump] Defeats COVID
Design is suggestive of superhero graphic art because POTUS 45 has created a never before seen presidential mythos.
I predict, ages hence, myths will abound of President Donald J. Trump, akin to the Epic of Gilgamesh."
https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/product-p/trump-defeats-covid.htm* The White House Gift Shop is now a private business no longer officially associated with the White House. It began in 1946 as a non-profit benefit fund for the uniformed White House police officers and sold gifts inside the White House. The benefit fund went bankrupt in 2013 and its assets and trademark were transferred to the current owner.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Gift_Shop