Yeah, right: the first - and last - zoom I bought was the 24-70 Nikkor G and it was a lemon. Never again. But then weddings were never my bag. Photography for me was always done with those focal length problems solved via primes. In other words, I avoided situations where I had little control.
Actually, now it's all my decision, I leave home with only the lens fitted to the body; that focuses the mind beautifully, but of course, pro life was seldom like that!