Boston's too late: by now that tea's stewed!
Have you realised that when India and China decide to get tough they have the T word to deploy? At one fell swoop they could impose a tea sanction and drive some peope into the arms of George Clooney and the ersatz club.
Nothing but shiny gadgets, tiny packets of God-knows-what and all the aroma of a woodwork class.
You have been warned: you have already lost the real cigars, the Persian rugs; is tea gonna be next?