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maddogmurph

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Penis in or penis out?
« on: February 20, 2017, 11:17:56 pm »

This just goes to show you that attention to detail is important!!

So, in the twilight hours, you know how sometimes you can't notice far off details... It's much too dark when you're composing. You get a nice frame, light looks good, still some night lights on the horizon, you use these to focus your lens on infinity if your lens doesn't have a hard stop... And then when you get home... of course what happens?! Bam a penis shows up, right in your comp!!! Gosh, don't you hate that?!
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2017, 11:55:15 pm »

Time to contact Durex or Trojan for possible ad use? ;)

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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2017, 11:57:41 pm »

Looks a little over exposed. Frostbite ?
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2017, 12:03:59 am »

These things usually shrink when it is cold. A miracle?

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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2017, 12:06:15 am »

Looks a little over exposed. Frostbite ?

Yeah, I thought the overexposure really made the picture rise up to the level needed for presentation purposes... Excited for the feedback on this one. My favorite part is that they went through the extra effort to make little footprints in the snow...
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2017, 04:59:30 am »

Cloning?

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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2017, 09:51:20 am »

What better way to let your significant other know how you feel about them on Valentine's Day!!! :o :o
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2017, 12:05:34 pm »

I can't see it... must be very small ;)
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2017, 12:18:02 pm »

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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2017, 12:42:10 pm »

Time for PS, that is if you really like the image.
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2017, 05:05:57 pm »

In my opinion, the penis makes this photo unique. I wouldn't remove it if it was my photo. :)
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2017, 09:11:05 pm »

Homage to the Pizzle.
Maddog should send a print to the Icelandic museum.

Thanks for the link, Rajan. I never got to that museum.

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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2017, 01:59:15 pm »

Time to contact Durex or Trojan for possible ad use? ;)

I think Magnum in this case!
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2020, 04:53:51 pm »

And it is difficult to fix a small hole in a condom using only Photoshop.   :(
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2020, 12:18:22 pm »

That took a while to find, now I can't 'un-see' it... I think I would take it out, but....

I had a bigger issue, that of an actual penis in a panorama I made of a large high end condo building that was going to be printed very large for display.

 It was a composite of six vertical frames shot with a Canon 5Ds and stitched together with PTGui. The building is along a river, and was shot from across the river with a 50mm TSE II lens, shot early in the morning right around sunrise.

 In one window is a naked man standing on a chair opening a curtain on a tall window. With the resolution of the 5Ds, he is very clear and identifiable in every way from the knees up at a 100%.
 
 The customer decided to have me photoshop him out before they made their roughly 10' wide print.
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2020, 02:27:52 pm »

IF I WERE YOU I'D BE PROUD OF IT.  HANG ON TO IT, I SAY. ;D
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Re: Penis in or penis out?
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2020, 03:48:56 am »

Getting it out in that weather ... you could die of indecent exposure
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