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Equipment & Techniques => Landscape & Nature Photography => Topic started by: maddogmurph on February 20, 2017, 11:17:56 pm

Title: Penis in or penis out?
Post by: maddogmurph on February 20, 2017, 11:17:56 pm
This just goes to show you that attention to detail is important!!

So, in the twilight hours, you know how sometimes you can't notice far off details... It's much too dark when you're composing. You get a nice frame, light looks good, still some night lights on the horizon, you use these to focus your lens on infinity if your lens doesn't have a hard stop... And then when you get home... of course what happens?! Bam a penis shows up, right in your comp!!! Gosh, don't you hate that?!
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Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on February 20, 2017, 11:55:15 pm
Time to contact Durex or Trojan for possible ad use? ;)
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Post by: degrub on February 20, 2017, 11:57:41 pm
Looks a little over exposed. Frostbite ?
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Post by: Slobodan Blagojevic on February 21, 2017, 12:03:59 am
These things usually shrink when it is cold. A miracle?
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Post by: maddogmurph on February 21, 2017, 12:06:15 am
Looks a little over exposed. Frostbite ?

Yeah, I thought the overexposure really made the picture rise up to the level needed for presentation purposes... Excited for the feedback on this one. My favorite part is that they went through the extra effort to make little footprints in the snow...
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Post by: Paulo Bizarro on February 21, 2017, 04:59:30 am
Cloning?
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Post by: framah on February 21, 2017, 09:51:20 am
What better way to let your significant other know how you feel about them on Valentine's Day!!! :o :o
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Post by: David Eckels on February 21, 2017, 12:05:34 pm
I can't see it... must be very small ;)
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Post by: Rajan Parrikar on February 21, 2017, 12:18:02 pm
Homage to the Pizzle. (http://blog.parrikar.com/2011/04/10/homage-to-the-pizzle/)
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Post by: leuallen on February 21, 2017, 12:42:10 pm
Time for PS, that is if you really like the image.
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Post by: Cem on February 21, 2017, 05:05:57 pm
In my opinion, the penis makes this photo unique. I wouldn't remove it if it was my photo. :)
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Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on February 21, 2017, 09:11:05 pm
Homage to the Pizzle. (http://blog.parrikar.com/2011/04/10/homage-to-the-pizzle/)
Maddog should send a print to the Icelandic museum.

Thanks for the link, Rajan. I never got to that museum.

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Post by: MattBurt on February 22, 2017, 01:59:15 pm
Time to contact Durex or Trojan for possible ad use? ;)

I think Magnum in this case!
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Post by: Eric Myrvaagnes on August 27, 2020, 04:53:51 pm
And it is difficult to fix a small hole in a condom using only Photoshop.   :(
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Post by: Yetiman on October 25, 2020, 12:18:22 pm
That took a while to find, now I can't 'un-see' it... I think I would take it out, but....

I had a bigger issue, that of an actual penis in a panorama I made of a large high end condo building that was going to be printed very large for display.

 It was a composite of six vertical frames shot with a Canon 5Ds and stitched together with PTGui. The building is along a river, and was shot from across the river with a 50mm TSE II lens, shot early in the morning right around sunrise.

 In one window is a naked man standing on a chair opening a curtain on a tall window. With the resolution of the 5Ds, he is very clear and identifiable in every way from the knees up at a 100%.
 
 The customer decided to have me photoshop him out before they made their roughly 10' wide print.
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Post by: Garnick on November 23, 2020, 02:27:52 pm
IF I WERE YOU I'D BE PROUD OF IT.  HANG ON TO IT, I SAY. ;D
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Post by: Chairman Bill on November 24, 2020, 03:48:56 am
Getting it out in that weather ... you could die of indecent exposure