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Craig Lamson

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1060 on: March 27, 2020, 04:38:58 pm »

But you got the reference right?  The joke would not make sense with Trump.

I think that one was a whoosh...

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1061 on: March 28, 2020, 05:21:09 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1062 on: March 28, 2020, 07:21:58 am »

I think that one was a whoosh...

I'm afraid you'e right. 
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1063 on: March 28, 2020, 07:40:31 am »

Language caution for the sensitive, https://youtu.be/e0-2XxgHIXk.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1064 on: March 28, 2020, 08:54:54 am »

Very funny. 

Here's another; trigger warning, it's non-PC.

Kung Flu Fighting
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1065 on: March 28, 2020, 10:06:42 am »

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Re: A touch of humor
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1067 on: March 28, 2020, 11:25:57 am »

Even though I'm a Queen fan, I can still appreciate this creative version.

Coronavirus Rhapsody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr_tEdQvFcc
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1068 on: March 28, 2020, 11:40:46 am »

Not a bad idea considering!
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1069 on: March 28, 2020, 11:43:09 am »

But you got the reference right?  The joke would not make sense with Trump.

And I high disagree with that most libs are okay joking about themselves.  Have you seen late night TV in the last 3 years?

The joke is kind of lost on me, or to be more precise why it's better with Pelosi than Trump. I don't know much about Pelosi.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1070 on: March 28, 2020, 12:42:51 pm »

I don't know much about Pelosi.
Consider yourself lucky! Keep it that way.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1071 on: March 28, 2020, 12:48:39 pm »

The joke is kind of lost on me, or to be more precise why it's better with Pelosi than Trump. I don't know much about Pelosi.

After holding up signing the impeachment articles and sending them to the Senate for a month, she handed out souvenir pens with her name on the pens when she finally did so. 

It did get a lot of press in conservative outlets, but I guess liberal mainstream media did not see an issue with it.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1072 on: March 28, 2020, 01:21:34 pm »

After holding up signing the impeachment articles and sending them to the Senate for a month, she handed out souvenir pens with her name on the pens when she finally did so. 

It did get a lot of press in conservative outlets, but I guess liberal mainstream media did not see an issue with it.

Aha. Or maybe it wasn't that important. Most likely I just missed it because I don't read this stuff too often. Don't worry, I likely know only a very small piece of what is said about Trump also.

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1073 on: March 28, 2020, 02:56:00 pm »

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1074 on: March 28, 2020, 04:15:52 pm »

Given Armand's lates post, I think it would be wise to send out this public health notice!
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1075 on: March 29, 2020, 10:26:57 am »

Someone recently posted a joke about Trump and 3 other people on a plane that's about the crash. I thought of a variant:

There's a plane with 4 passengers on board: Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, Pope Francis, and a 10-year-old schoolboy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 3 parachutes. Trump says: "I need one. Iím the smartest man in the world and am needed to make America great again." He takes one and heads for the door. Pelosi snatches his chute away and gives him a shove.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1076 on: March 29, 2020, 10:35:27 am »

...I thought of a variant: ...

Peter, you are apparently as good at humor as you are at political analysis  ;D

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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1077 on: March 29, 2020, 11:23:39 am »

Peter, you are apparently as good at humor as you are at political analysis  ;D

But in both cases, better than you  ;D.
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1078 on: March 29, 2020, 11:54:54 am »

Have we had this one?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. ,Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Re: A touch of humor
« Reply #1079 on: March 29, 2020, 11:59:46 am »

Or this one?

I'm safe from the Coronavirus as I've taken to wearing my wife's knickers as a face mask.

Nothing gets into them.
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