Topic: A touch of humor (Read 325119 times)

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1020 on:** March 21, 2020, 08:16:49 am »

The new panic room!

armand · « **Reply #1021 on:** March 21, 2020, 09:50:19 am »

Quote from: JoeKitchen on March 21, 2020, 08:16:49 am

The new panic room!

Who knew TP will be such a resource for jokes

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1022 on:** March 22, 2020, 07:14:30 am »

Funny tweet I was told about.

kilgore trout, stonks autographer (@KT_So_It_Goes)
2020-03-21, 4:45 PM
I do not understand how mcdonalds can serve two billion hamburgers every year but when I order five million at the drive thru it overwhelms the system

PeterAit · « **Reply #1023 on:** March 22, 2020, 08:47:36 am »

Do tell!

armand · « **Reply #1024 on:** March 22, 2020, 11:31:33 am »

The first sign of Coronavirus is the itch in your ass telling you to get outside.

armand · « **Reply #1025 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:12:31 pm »

In Germany, the number of orders for sex toys increased. The first concern of the population of France was to buy condoms for quarantine! In the US people stood in line to buy weapons and in Holland there were queues for marijuana reserves. The English bought booze with the boxes. In Japan, the acquisitions of air cleaners have doubled.
We also celebrated at a barbecue with small ones!
But let's discuss optimistic things: what music do you want at the funeral?

armand · « **Reply #1026 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:24:21 pm »

Commitment

Rob C · « **Reply #1027 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:38:38 pm »

Quote from: armand on March 22, 2020, 12:24:21 pm

Commitment

What was the purpose of those bricks of Kodachrome?

;-)

armand · « **Reply #1028 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:52:24 pm »

Quote from: Rob C on March 22, 2020, 12:38:38 pm

What was the purpose of those bricks of Kodachrome?

;-)

Selfies

armand · « **Reply #1029 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:53:37 pm »

How to do you think the quarantine will end:

A. with 30 lbs more
B. alcoholic
C. divorced
D. all of the above

LesPalenik · « **Reply #1030 on:** March 22, 2020, 03:27:44 pm »

Quote from: armand on March 22, 2020, 12:53:37 pm

How to do you think the quarantine will end:

A. with 30 lbs more
B. alcoholic
C. divorced
D. all of the above

For population under 40 with more children

armand · « **Reply #1031 on:** March 22, 2020, 03:42:04 pm »

best negative

PeterAit · « **Reply #1032 on:** March 22, 2020, 03:51:36 pm »

Corona virus test or intelligence test?

faberryman · « **Reply #1033 on:** March 22, 2020, 04:00:48 pm »

I am just glad that there is no daily self-adulation and medical intuition hour today.

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1034 on:** March 22, 2020, 04:20:56 pm »

Quote from: faberryman on March 22, 2020, 04:00:48 pm

I am just glad that there is no daily self-adulation and medical intuition hour today.

We should probably all be grateful that there are no thought police.

petermfiore · « **Reply #1035 on:** March 22, 2020, 05:44:32 pm »

Quote from: Robert Roaldi on March 22, 2020, 04:20:56 pm

We should probably all be grateful that there are no thought police.

You mustn't have Alexa.....?

Peter

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1036 on:** March 22, 2020, 10:22:17 pm »

Quote from: petermfiore on March 22, 2020, 05:44:32 pm

You mustn't have Alexa.....?

Peter

Nooooooo !

armand · « **Reply #1037 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:36:43 am »

Today I went to buy some hand sanitizer. I came back with a bottle of Johnnie Walker; they were the same price.

Do you want to know who your friends are? Ask to borrow a roll of toilet paper.

Rajan Parrikar · « **Reply #1038 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:22:33 am »

"Corona bonda" - a Corona inspired snack in S India. Forwarded to me by a friend.

kers · « **Reply #1039 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:41:28 am »

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