Topic: A touch of humor (Read 326997 times)

With no sports on TV, I spent half an hour talking with my wife, and I learned some interesting things. For example, she's a lawyer and we have 2 children.

rabanito · « **Reply #1010 on:** March 19, 2020, 01:31:08 pm »

Quote from: PeterAit on March 19, 2020, 09:00:34 am

With no sports on TV, I spent half an hour talking with my wife, and I learned some interesting things. For example, she's a lawyer and we have 2 children.

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1011 on:** March 19, 2020, 09:41:43 pm »

Too true!

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1012 on:** March 19, 2020, 10:20:16 pm »

And you'll never think about the virus the same way again! I know I haven't.

LesPalenik · « **Reply #1013 on:** March 19, 2020, 11:06:11 pm »

And if people won't keep the recommended social distance, you can sing to them "Good night, Irene". It rhymes, too.

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1014 on:** March 20, 2020, 06:54:52 am »

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1015 on:** March 20, 2020, 10:34:26 am »

I saw a poster on FB that said:

Many parents are just about to discover that the teacher was not the problem.

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1016 on:** March 20, 2020, 10:40:37 am »

Quote from: Robert Roaldi on March 20, 2020, 10:34:26 am

I saw a poster on FB that said:

Many parents are just about to discover that the teacher was not the problem.

As a former teacher, this is music to my ears.

Likewise, everyone is about to find out how much more important farmers, truck drivers, train engineers, long shore-man, stock boys etc. are then lawyers, bankers, ad guys, photographers, actors, Silicon Valley elites, etc., etc.

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1017 on:** March 20, 2020, 10:48:14 am »

Quote from: JoeKitchen on March 20, 2020, 10:40:37 am

Likewise, everyone is about to find out how much more important farmers, truck drivers, train engineers, long shore-man, stock boys etc. are then lawyers, bankers, ad guys, photographers, actors, Silicon Valley elites, etc., etc.

Too right. My cousin worked with a guy who used to complain about all the money spent on maintaining rural roads or supporting small towns. My cousin asked him where he though his food came from. There's no app for plowing snow or picking up garbage.

Sorry, this isn't humour, is it.

JoeKitchen · « **Reply #1018 on:** March 20, 2020, 10:52:34 am »

Quote from: Robert Roaldi on March 20, 2020, 10:48:14 am

Too right. My cousin worked with a guy who used to complain about all the money spent on maintaining rural roads or supporting small towns. My cousin asked him where he though his food came from. There's no app for plowing snow or picking up garbage.

Sorry, this isn't humour, is it.

True, so let's bring it back to humor.

Robert Roaldi · « **Reply #1019 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:48:07 am »

This isn't strictly a joke but i tmade me laugh anyway, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYk8dY2xrNo&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR2R6n8oIEup0jD-oTXP6wea1wPWcUeijsvyklGP0tbdIEZYde1KL66UoRU. Apologies to the Barenaked Ladies. There's even a cute dog.

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