Pausing the moment

[RSL]

Okay, let's rephrase: Art NEVER tells the truth.

[Rand47]

Given that restaurant windows, such as this one surely must be, are thick tempered glass - the "truth" is that the next thing that happened in this sequence is that the perpetrator probably received some severe splinters from the shock of impact.  If he'd paid more attention to his expensive education he'd have used a pointed metal object.  

Rand

[Isaac]

… the next thing that happened in this sequence is that the perpetrator probably received some severe splinters from the shock of impact. If he'd paid more attention to his expensive education he'd have used a pointed metal object.

No splinters at all, as you would know if you'd paid more attention… yada yada.

[Rand47]

No splinters at all, as you would know if you'd paid more attention… yada yada.

Can you spell "joke, jest, bon mot?"  Good grief...

Rand

[Isaac]

Don't give up the day job.

[Rand47]

Don't give up the day job.

Yeah, probably not... 

Rand