I'll probably write a more serious statement one day - which seems a tough thing to do for me.
In the meantime I resorted to Arty Bollocks, used them as inspriation and made a customized one.
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Artists Statement - Community enhanced Version A
My work disharmonizes
the entanglement of physical emanation
and unexpected bewilderment.
With influences as diverse
as the Luminous Landscape
and Lewis Carroll,
new directions are spawned
from both opaque
and transparent delusions.
Ever since I was a fertilized ovum
I have been bothered by the endless
fluctuations of meaning.
Being abducted
by Nazi Porn Performances
in public Television
during my anal-retentive development stage
the physical relationship my work elicits
between
object and subject,
viewer and viewed,
explores and enhances
the implicit dichotomy
of being and non-being
without abnegating the context
of post contemporary self-actualisation
by chasing police helicopters
with land-air missiles
launched from a virtual copy
of a pimped James Bond racing car
by performing my concentrated manliness
into a rubberized pressure device.
What started out as contemplation
soon become corrupted
into a dialectic of greed
and experimental mechanical sex,
leaving
only a sense of nihilism
and the possibility
of futile understanding.
As momentary derivatives become
clarified
through unperformed
and diverse practice,
the viewer is left
with no clues
beyond
the edges of our world.
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Artists Statement - initial Version
My work disharmonizes
the entanglement of physical emanation
and unexpected bewilderment.
With influences as diverse
as the Luminous Landscape
and Lewis Carroll,
new directions are spawned
from both opaque
and transparent delusions.
Ever since I was a fertilized ovum
I have been bothered by the endless
fluctuations of meaning.
What starts out as contemplation soon
becomes corrupted
into a dialectic of greed,
leaving
only a sense of nihilism
and the possibility
of futile understanding.
As momentary derivatives become
clarified
through unperformed
and diverse practice,
the viewer is left
with no clues
beyond
the edges of our world.
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Could you exaggerate even more?
I want to push the limits
of
this
rubbish
...
Cheers
~Chris