Along this line, in the late 1800s composer/organist Max Reger took issue with a newspaper reviewer by writing, "I'm sitting in the smallest room in my house. I have your review before me. In a moment, it will be behind me."
That's funnier than anything I've read in awhile. I sent a similar letter to a Mini dealer who had the audacity to offer me almost 50% below low wholesale for a trade-in - the same dealer I bought the car from. I traded it yesterday for a new Subaru, the dealership of which who gave me above trade-in value because the car was so clean and meticulously maintained.The audacity...my my; I'm glad you responded in that manner.