Thank goodness it's not just me!
I think that, these days, I'd be happy to find a naked damsel almost anywhere except in my bed; the latter location wouldn't be producive to great photography because by the time I retire I'm freezing (it is winter here, after all) and as with the penguins, there's not a lot you can do when your undercarriage has retracted. That's a very good bit of natural defence, winter retraction, because otherwise the chances of total loss through frostbite would run very high. It's no coincidence that plumbers make most money in northern winters - everything shuts down, falls off or needs repairing, one way or the other. Even, I'm told, the plumbers. But that's just chit-chat I once overheard at a ladies' luncheon in town.
Of course, Walter's southern location probably accounts for a lot: blood rushing to the head instead of the toes.
;-)
Rob C