perfect Christmas card
A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking it should be hung in the Louvre, to replace the much lower quality daubings of Leonardo da Vinci and his miserable efforts to paint a local craft shop girl, called Moaning Lisa or something as equally mundane. Where my photograph would instantly become, a shining example to everyone who sees it, of the absolute finest work of art, that has ever been created in the last five hundred years

But no and I do have to agree, that it would indeed make a very nice Christmas card

...and that Leonardo's half hearted scribblings, might just have the slightest edge over this work of such stunning magnitude.
OK, I'll stop now

Dave