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Autumn is here
« on: October 03, 2024, 08:34:24 am »

Hi all,

Been a while, been on my travels..

Stumbled onto this view just the other day.

Never heard of these falls and didn't even know they existed. But the nice lady who's B&B we were staying at for just the one night, after seeing me carrying my gear into the room, mentioned that if I was into photography, I might like to visit these nearby falls and photograph them, so I did.

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) the first time I visited the falls that evening, there was no one else there, except for a young lady, who was swimming around and exercising in the pool beneath the falls. And if I say she was wearing a 'small' bikini, I really would be doing a disservice to the word 'small', it was microscopic.

So I thought Mmmm, here's me, an old fart standing in the shadow of the woods looking into to falls area, as that was the best place to take the shot in my opinion - as seen in the attached file. Thinking of taking a photograph of the falls, but who couldn't allow myself to do so, because there was a young scantily clad women already in it, who was pretty much revealing most of herself, as she started to do handstands in the water and a whole lot more. But who was totally unaware I was there and so would probably get me arrested and sent to jail for the rest of my life if I did - I could almost hear the police sirens coming towards me in the distance. So immediately (yes immediately...) I gave up and hurried back to the car to tell the missus, who then went to have a look for herself and who came back just equally shocked, by the scantiness of the costume she was almost wearing, as well as what she was doing in the pool at the bottom of the falls.

So early next morning, I went back to get this shot when no one else was there. But then as I was packing up my kit to go, another photographer arrived on the scene and so I told him the story. And how I decided that there was no way I could take a shot of the scene with her performing in it and so had to abandon the scene as quickly as I could. "I would have" he said, "I'd have filled several cards".  ;D

It reminds me of the old story:

A man decides to sunbathe naked in his own back garden, to get an all over tan. When his female next door neighbour looks over the fence and sees him. She reports him to the police and he is found guilty of indecently exposing himself. The next day she thinks, you know what, I would like to have a go at sunbathing naked and getting an all over tan. But the same male neighbour who is now cutting the grass, happens to look over the fence and sees her naked, so she reports him to the police again and this time, he is found guilty of being a peeping Tom...

Dave
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Re: Autumn is here
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2024, 10:31:12 am »

Life is not an equal opportunities mother. You did the right thing.

On the other hand, you could have walked right down to her, told her you were a woman, and in apocalyptic Scotland, you would have been believed and, if not believed, nobody in a position of power would dare to challenge your assertion. Such the madness of modern ways.

I have recently been thinking of life on a western coast, atop a hill, facing the Atlantic weather. It could make for some interesting pictures from the sitting room window. No, I’m serious; the older I get the less interesting other humans become from a photographic subject point of view. I’m glad that I was able to do what I did when I did it, but time marches onwards and nothing anyone can do can change that.

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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2024, 12:53:23 pm »

Lovely photo!
I've had the same struggle at our river park near my home. This is a University town and the beautiful young people like to lay out by the river. One time several young ladies in g strings were laying out on their stomachs. I put the camera away at that point to not seem like a perv but I had Luna with me. Luna ran up to one of the girls and buried her snout between a young lady's cheeks which was apparently a bit of a shock for her. I had to come retrieve my dog and apologise and luckily they thought she was cute and wanted to give her some love. I just about had a heart attack at the time. Thankfully the police did not get involved.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2024, 02:48:33 pm »

Must have been a bit of a shock for Luna, too. Probably not what she was expecting at all.

About the police: I have never yet heard of them arresting a pooch that hasn’t bitten. You would probably have been able to speak on her behalf and explain that there are worse things in life than a curious animal. (I am assuming, here, that Luna is an animal.)

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2024, 06:03:58 pm »

Must have been a bit of a shock for Luna, too. Probably not what she was expecting at all.

About the police: I have never yet heard of them arresting a pooch that hasn’t bitten. You would probably have been able to speak on her behalf and explain that there are worse things in life than a curious animal. (I am assuming, here, that Luna is an animal.)

Oh Luna knew what she was doing. Any chance to get a good butt sniff in will be taken advantage of! That beach had a big lineup of mostly naked butts to sniff!
Thankfully after the initial shock the girl laughed and wanted to give Luna some pats.
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2024, 09:20:28 pm »

Very nice image and a beautiful location.

Too bad we don't live in a time where you could have asked her if you could add her to an already beautiful scene.

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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2024, 11:20:59 pm »

No, I’m serious; the older I get the less interesting other humans become from a photographic subject point of view.

Ah, Rob, you're coming round to my (misanthropic) point of view at last.

Jeremy

(Lovely shot, Dave.)
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2024, 09:20:53 am »

Thanks guys  ;)

Too bad we don't live in a time where you could have asked her if you could add her to an already beautiful scene.

You know what? When my wife got back to the car and confirmed how ridiculously brief her costume was, I suggested doing exactly that. That maybe if I go down to the edge of the pool with my camera on the tripod and asked if it was OK to take a shot of the scene, but with her in it. And explain how I wasn't some creepy old man in the woods gawping at her from the shadows. How she might be OK with it and we could then sort of turn it into an impromptu model shoot and she could have a full sized copy of the shot?

My wife's reply was short "are you stupid?" "Of course she is going to think you are some creepy old guy sneaking around the in woods gawping at her".

So obviously I didn't do it.

Lovely photo!
I've had the same struggle at our river park near my home. This is a University town and the beautiful young people like to lay out by the river. One time several young ladies in g strings were laying out on their stomachs. I put the camera away at that point to not seem like a perv but I had Luna with me. Luna ran up to one of the girls and buried her snout between a young lady's cheeks which was apparently a bit of a shock for her. I had to come retrieve my dog and apologise and luckily they thought she was cute and wanted to give her some love. I just about had a heart attack at the time. Thankfully the police did not get involved.

Unbelievably Matt, I have a very similar story from way back in the mid 80's. We had a dog called Marvin (named after the Paranoid Android), who was a crossed Staffy and we lived right next to a large city park. So I used to walk him through there every day. Then one day during the height of summer, we were making our way back home and without me realising it. Way over on the other side of the large multi soccer field playing area, there must have been a girls hockey match or something and which must have just finished. Because there were lots of young ladies stretched out on the grass cooling off - anyway, off he ran as soon as he saw them in the distance, with me chasing after him and trying to shout him back. Until the first girl he got too. Where he immediately stuck his head straight up the front of her skirt. Her whole body seemed to lift off the ground as a single entity, as soon as his cold nose made contact.

But again same as you, we all started to laugh with embarrassment, as he then began to fuss her and her friends. I grabbed his collar and apologised profusely, then quickly whisked him away.

I used to walk him around the edge of the golf links after that and as far away from the playing fields as I could take him. Which was good, as he turned out to be very good at finding lost golf balls, along the edge of the woods and which I then used to sell to our local newsagent shop, for quite a good price.

Dave
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Re: Autumn is here
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2024, 09:48:32 am »

Lovely picture and, thanks to your amusing story, the 'blank' is filled in.
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Re: Autumn is here
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2024, 10:03:03 am »

Another tree, another rock... where is the human interest!?  ;) :D ;D

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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2024, 10:43:02 am »

Ah... the fishermen tales of lost big catch!  :)

We were shooting on the Lago di Braies lake in the Dolomites, in June last year. We were there very early in the morning (of course). The sun had just started to illuminate the nearby mountains. On our way back, we were approaching the ubiquitous boat house (too) often photographed. I noticed a girl getting out of the water and climbing on the deck, dripping wet. From the distance, it looked like she was wearing a tan-color swimsuit. A few steps closer, and I realized she was naked... butt-naked. I hesitated to lift my camera, even though I had a 200mm lens and was pretty far away, for reasons well elaborated by several of you above. Plus, having a big, white zoom hardly makes you inconspicuous. Then again, I thought, are you a photographer or not? You grab a shot first, ask questions later! After all, she was in public space, in the open, in full display, for a number of other visitors to see as well. So I lifted my camera, finally, and managed to get a shot or two, before her boyfriend brought a large towel and wrapped her around with it. But no, I am not going to show you those pictures. Why? Because in spite of all the latest technology, and despite the years (hell, decades) of photographic experience... I missed the focus! Royally annoyed, I deleted the shots on the spot! Which I now regret, as I could have recovered even a blurry shot with today's software, at least good enough to illustrate the anecdote. But, I was so disappointed and ashamed of myself, that I had to delete it from the card.

However, I do have the obligatory boat house shot to show you  :)
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2024, 10:45:04 am »

Slobodan, the human interest has been killed off by political correctness. As far as I can make out, France, the home of the street snapper, now has laws against the pointing of cameras at bipeds. The question, then, becomes: is a snap worth the possibly consequential trouble? Germany also seems to have become obsessed with people worrying about being exploited, when in reality and in either country, the chances of most folks being snapped and turned into magazine cover pictures is highly remote - about the same as being stopped by a casting agent and offered a movie rôle opposite Brad Pitt. That said, I do think we all reserve the right to freedom from being snapped against our will, which becomes an interesting situation in public spaces. No, I don’t believe you relinquish your personal rights in public spaces.

One of the great problems is this: how many people does one see in the street who really are worth the trouble of spending time with in Photoshop? In my own experience, I’ve only come across one (that I can remember) - and I took the risk - she was a mother carrying a child, with hubby looking quite grimly at me as I let them come up close as I followed focus. It was what I called my Madonna and Child shot. It lives somewhere in the website, but I have no idea where. She saw me from a mile away; she didn’t change expression or do anything other than studiously ignore me. That, of itself, tells me something: she knew what she was presenting.

Regarding the lady in the waterfall: I really wonder just how innocent she was. I can’t imaging going through all the bother of freezing Scottish waters cascading all over the self just because it’s there. I suspect that a soupçon of exhibitionism is in the mix, too. Nowhere in public places can reasonably be mistaken for private. If privacy was taken for granted, why, then, the g-string? Nudity would somehow appear to be the more innocent choice of dress.

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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2024, 11:27:48 am »

Great shot and a nice story!
Well done.
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2024, 09:36:45 am »

Thanks again everyone  ;)

Another tree, another rock... where is the human interest!?  ;) :D ;D

Typi(bloody)cal  ::) ;) :) ;D
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2024, 12:25:47 am »

The lady from the B&B was right, great location.
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