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for his Oklahoma rally later this month. Just sign on the dotted line. Masks are optional, needless to say.
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Hold your breath for upcoming rallies in Florida, Arizona, and North Carolina. Seriously, please hold your breath: coronavirus cases are rising in all three states.
(In case of inclement polling data, Mr. Trump will address the rally from his luxuriously-appointed bunker beneath the White House.)