You can't make this stuff up!
Hilarious.
What he said!
If I were a snake handler, I would consider putting one or two of them into my
parachute bag rucksack just to give pickpockets a fright. Not, of course, that I wear such a silly shackle. A wallet with the obligatory ID and a few, very few euros, my specs for reading bar newspapers, et voilĂ ! nothing more wanted on voyage.
;-)