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Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« on: June 08, 2018, 01:28:29 PM »

At 70 years I've never owned a cell phone. Why is a different story, but basically I never needed one, unitl now. But now my old Sony Walkman MP3 player died. Then I got hearing aids that are controlled by a smartphone via bluetooth. And I wanted GPS navigation for my motorcycle. Maybe remote control of my Canon.

So I got a smartphone for only those functions. Don't use it as a phone. Don't text message. Nobody but my wife has the number. Today I received my first text message. I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Here it is, what do you think I should do?
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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 03:30:00 PM »

At 79 I don't have a smart phone. I do have a dumb cell phone for use in emergencies (but I usually forget to bring it with me.) I suppose it can receive text messages, but I have never bothered to find out how to read them any way. Not necessary, since I never give the number out to anyone but my wife.

If I ever got a smart phone, I'd have to find some youngster (say, about 70) to show me how to use it.

As for your question, "what to do?" I guess the best thing is to post it in the coffee corner and then delete the message. Oh wait: You did, didn't you?   ;)
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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 04:07:06 PM »

At 70 years I've never owned a cell phone. Why is a different story, but basically I never needed one, unitl now. But now my old Sony Walkman MP3 player died. Then I got hearing aids that are controlled by a smartphone via bluetooth. And I wanted GPS navigation for my motorcycle. Maybe remote control of my Canon.

So I got a smartphone for only those functions. Don't use it as a phone. Don't text message. Nobody but my wife has the number. Today I received my first text message. I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Here it is, what do you think I should do?
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From (513)318-3792

Hi, Inviting you to the most fast growing secret community only for NSA relationships. We have thousands of milfs/teens who are looking for one-night-stand or casual dates only. We also have call girls/female escort service.Browse our hotties or escort section without any online cost. Go here->>>> https://catchyourlady.com/wkztnyjsn?t=freesex Start your sexy journey from today..ITíS TOTALLY FREE NO NEED CC SUBMIT..if want any card for join then here is our card MasterCard: 5461 2651 8944 3831 Expires: 06/19 CVC: 557 search there my user Jasika24
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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2018, 09:45:43 PM »

It's annoying. The phone companies could fix this if they chose. For whatever reasons they won't. Just don't give your cell number to anyone.

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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 10:54:38 PM »

The phone companies could fix this if they chose. For whatever reasons they won't.
They make a lot of  money at it, that's mostly why.
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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2018, 11:12:06 PM »

If you get multiple offers on the same day, one for a hot chick, another for a multimillion cut on an Nigerian heritance deal, and a subscription-free Photoshop it would be difficult to decide which offer to take.

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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2018, 02:04:34 AM »

Wait for the text offering you blue pills, cheap, before you answer. It may help when a vast "community" of women is awaiting you.
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Re: Old guy gets sextext, what to do?
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2018, 11:04:42 AM »

...what do you think I should do?...

Chicks dig dudes on bikes, so go for it!  ;)
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